12:00
Phone Call
One Pastor: Hello, who is on the line? Amos here.
One Woman: Hello. Hello sir. My name is Melanie. I am one of your church members?
One Pastor: Church Member? Sorry I don’t have your number yet. That’s why.
One Woman: Yes sir. I am still new. Last Sunday was our first time. You preached on Holiness and you even mentioned something close to driving holy.
One Pastor: You meant Holy Speeding abi? That would be me. How can I help you?
One Woman: We just bought a car yesterday to help us with mobility.
One Pastor: Ah…that fast….Congratulations.
One Woman: Nothing to congratulate sir. Police took the car from my husband just now. He’s distraught and can’t talk.
One Pastor: (Hmmm…and there goes my afternoon) So what can we do now? What was he told?
One Woman: He doesn’t have UK driving licence yet. So we need someone with licence to help collect the car. The impound money will increase if it crosses to Wednesday.
One Pastor: (Almost asking which states or town they are from) Let me see if I can get any of the brothers with licence that can help bail your car too.
One Woman: They said someone with experience of UK driving, and with more than 2-3yrs old licence.
One Pastor: (In his heart: Now you want to follow instructions) I know the drill. Let me see who I can call.
One Woman: So you are not available now sir? We don’t want to disturb you. We will appreciate whatever you can do sir.
One Pastor: I will call you back in a jiffy.
One Pastor is totally confused: you are not available, we don’t want to disturb you, whatever you can do! In other words, do all you can do to put everything else aside so you can focus on our car.
NOTE: Please if you are coming to this land, GET READY TO FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTION BEHIND EVERY LETTER OF OUR LAW.
THAT BOODA WITH OJU SHUKUSHUKU WILL ANSWER MY QUERY ON WHY HE PUSHED HIS WIFE FORWARD TO ME.
Pix: Go and find a junior to marry.